If anyone else asks me if it hurt when I fell from heaven, I will fly them up a few hundred feet in the air and ask if it will hurt if I drop them.
{An OC RP blog. Multiship. No smut. Always(almost always) on mobile, so what I can do is limited.}
||on a hiatus(maybe, I seem to be having second thoughts) bc idk about this blog anymore love me pls||
“Can you stop shedding feathers in the shower? Or at least clean them up afterwards?”
“Sorry about my cat. she/he really, really likes feathery things.”
“Hold on, your feathers are looking a bit disheveled. Want me to straighten them out for you?”
“Can you actually… use those things?”
“Oh my god. You have wings.”
“How is this even possible?”
“Hey, what’s up with your back? You look like a professional olympic swimmer on steroids.”
“You flew for six hours? Come here, you’re getting a back rub.”
“Did someone try and pluck a feather again? Are they dead?”
“What on earth happened to you? Have your wings been trimmed? Wh- are you ok?!”
“…Where are your wings? What happened to you?”
“So, like… do you just cut holes in your clothes and stuff?”
“Underwear must be confusing.”
“Look. I know you want to cuddle, but ten seconds after you fall asleep you roll away and I get a mouthful of feathers. Clean your primaries or stay still!”
can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know
